Here’s a ridiculous statement: cannabis kills brain cells unless you have a medical condition affecting your central nervous system. If you have MS, epilepsy, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, or a brain injury, using cannabis might actually help. For years, this statement has been widely accepted, despite the fact that it makes zero sense. Before society learned about the brain-boosting benefits of cannabis, everyone thought that pot made you stupid. Now, we know that this is not the case. Getting baked won’t kill your brain cells but it can encourage all sorts of foolishness; that’s what this word search is all about. Get ready for some bad ideas, bong belligerence, and stoner stupidity.
One of the worst ideas you can have as a stoner is switching out your bong water for another substance. It’s one thing to add a little bit of flavor to a water base but for some, that isn’t enough.
Have you ever had a moment in your life where you looked at a lemon and thought, ‘I could put that in my bong’…? Well, someone did. Why? Who freaking knows… Maybe it was about the limonene terpenes or trying to take the edge off a cough? Then again, sometimes you just can’t make sense of some things.
During an episode of Ask an Expert, Dr. Markus Roggen was asked about the benefits of using milk as bong water. Unsurprisingly, he couldn’t think of any. Don’t replace your bong water with milk. There’s no point or benefit to doing it.
California Reaper Bong Rip
A California Reaper is a little red terror of a vegetable. It holds a Guinness World Record for being the hottest pepper known to man. These little red devils are no joke and if you decide to try one, there could be serious consequences. Localized side effects such as numbness, extreme burning of the mouth, and gastrointestinal issues are to be expected; vomiting is also quite common. In some cases, eating a California Reaper pepper has caused major health complications. Reversible cerebral vasoconstriction syndrome (RCVS), myocardial infarction, and esophageal rupture have all been reported post pepper ingestion.
With all that being said, who in their right mind would ever think to smoke one? Some would say a legend, others would say a moron. What would that do to a person’s throat? If you smoke a California Reaper, should you fill your bong with milk instead of water? Would this be the one time where it’s appropriate?… We might need to take these questions to Dr. Markus Roggen but in the meantime, check out this idiot.
Stoner Stupidity Wordsearch
After all that stupidity, it’s time to engage our minds. Use the wordsearch below to find your brain… and all the other words too.